I really thought that a relaxing obby would be nice but it is actually a living ##&*! We went to an obby called, Get eaten by Justin Beiber and Escape The start was fine, it just showed a big mouth and a door. I tried to get through but the door had a keypad!
"NJ!" I yelled
"what!" He replied
"Ummmm.......What's the passcode?"
"1337"
"Thanks"
I ran over to the lock. I pressed 1...3...3...7. the door slid open and there was a badge inside labeled "you cracked the code!"
"C'mon in here guys!"
"Why?" NJ and Nic questioned me.
"There is a badge in here!"
"We're coming"
Before I could blink NJ and Nic Squeezed through the door.
"MineMineMineMine!" They were yelling like hyperventilating chipmunks. I put my arms out to my sides and clotheslined them. DONGGGG!
"What was that for!" NJ said.
"Yeah" Nic agreed
"We haven't even gotten in to the obby and you two are already freaking out."
"Sorry."
"Let's just go."
"K"
We all ran out the door and onto the first spawn point. We had to jump over hot sauce on his tounge. This is gonna be easy. We all got over without problems. Now it was down his neck and into his stomach.
"Look at this acid! It must have been used to kill puppies!"I said
"Beiber's so evil!" NJ said. We sprinted around the acid puddles and got into the small intestine maze.
"This dosen't look TOO hard, much."Nic said
"Yeah right" I said, after ten long minutes of running around in stickey intestines, We found the way out.
What next? A pit of germs?
"Look Rhino, a pit of germs!" Of course. We jump into the germ pit and sprinted like heck. With 15 germ robloxians, we had deadly motivation! After we jump out of the pit at the other side, we spit down onto the germs.
"Hahah! Take that you mutant beiber scum!"I yell
"What's next?" NJ askes
"Oh god." Nic said as if he sa- poo. There is poo RIGHT there..... Beiber poo is worse than real poo.
"Looks like we're in the large intestines.. ew" NJ said
Lines of poo layer the floor, and look steaming hot, better not touch them. We jumped over the poo to find, MORE POO! This time in the shape of checkers. Nic trips over a half eaten hamburger and screams.
"AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Just then, NJ grabs him by the coller of his block shirt.
"Be more careful, jeez" NJ said, acting all cool (but he's not). After the two horrible poo involved obstacles. we move on.
"AWWWW COME ON!!!!" NJ screamed as he saw more poo.
"Man this guy has a TON of poo" Nic said. A hard poo balence beam curved and twisted across a pit of hot diarea...... "That is by far the scariest freaking thing I've ever seen in my entire life"I said with no emotion whatsoever.
I ran over to the line.OMG that is gonna smell worse than my gym socks.
I took a step onto the poo... eww it's sqishy. I ran like crazy across the beam and man were my shoes dirty.
I went to the poo walls. Those also made me run like heck. I ran side to side around the walls.
"Phew.." I said as soon as I got past.
"That was scary" NJ said
"Yes it was" Nic replied
as they continued the conversation of poo I walked around the corner.
"ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!" I screamed
"What?" Nj and Nic came around the corner.
"M-m-m- MORE POO!"
"Oh poo" NJ said
We were standing at the edge of his butt. We ran around bits of poo and jumped. We landed out of his unmetional area and landed in, a mini skate park? It's just our size!
"Beiber was pooing on a skate park? Oh that's just wrong." NJ said
"Who cares? Down here they're machine guns and pistols, AND skate boards!!!" Nic yelled to the best of his ability
"That was disgusting, but fun, and gross, and I could go on and on but let's just say, BEIBER SUCKS!" I exclaimed
"YEAH!!!" Nic and NJ scream
"Now let's get some bannana pound cake" NJ said.
"uhhhh sure?" Nic replied
"No, let's just go, NJ killed the awesome ending, NJ!!"
"Awwwww." NJ pouted.
THE END, again, until the next chapter, bye,dude, or dudet, whatever.
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