Chapter 12: CORBO (Call of Robloxia Black ops)

Now im in yet another war game, but this time around, I'm by myself. Rhino and Nic are offline so I decided to go alone for a bit. They'll understand. So, I'm in CORBO and It's Black Ops vs Spetsnaz. I'm on Black Ops with 3 other guys, It's 4 on 4. It's Team Deathmatch (my fav) and we're losing!!! It's 80 to 64 them.
I have a Spaz-12 , Exploding crossbow , Tomahawk, Carpet bomb if I get 4 kills in a row, a gas mask and scavenger perk (scavenger is when you get ammo for kills). And MAN is that alot of stuff, and I also have a silencer for my spaz-12. Now I'm in the summet map and caustiously walking through the underpass.

I gotta find them before they find me. I stumble over towards the hallway between the houses and spot an enemy on a roof. I lunge inside a house and take out my exploding crossbow. I peek out the window and quickly shoot the sniper. A few seconds after the hit and BOOM!!! Then I quietly sneak into the office building, where the enemys respawn. I wait for him to spawn and BOOM SHOTGUN TO THE FACE!!!
That's two kills in a row, two more and I get a carpet bomb. Then a dude comes through the office door, I throw my tomahawk and slit his throut. I pick up my disgusting red tomahawk, and shake it around a bit.

EEWWW. Just then, an enemy shoots my back, I quickly turn around and shoot him with a arrow.
Good thing a have un-human super regeneration ('cuz every good game needs some). I now have my well earned carpet bomb! By the way, A carpet bomb is a tactical and lethal warfare plane strike used to demolish enemy bases and bunkers. I  signal the bomb to land on an area where all 4 enemys were. BOOMMM PLOWWIE!!! With those four kills I got another carpet bomb (lucky little me). Then an enemy stabs my back. ARGH!!! When you die you go to the spawn room/shop. I traded my crossbow for an uzi and my Spaz for a M16, the badest of the bad. "EAT THIS YOU DEMENTED TERRORISTS!!!!!" As I yelled that, I realised that I'm kinda the terrorist here. Oh well.  The score is 79 to 81 them. I'm sooo clooose. I respawn into the area and open fire at the enemy. I shoot an enemy right between the eyes and duck into cover. The timer starts to go down from 10, but I need one more point! I go back to the underpass and spot an enemy running towards me.

You know when they say your life flashes before your eyes when you're about to die? Well I'm seeing things, but not my past, but somehow. The Future. I see Nic and Rhino standing over... a grave? Who's grave? The name on the grave... It's...It's...NJ. I pull the trigger like mad and scream as the timer counts down...7... 6...5... 4... At this time, We both take a lot of bullets. A LOT of bullets. 3...2...1... We both crumple to our knees but continue to fire. The enemy was wearing a ninja mask. I shoot his mask off and It's ....Rhino. I Shoot him right before I colapse and just as the timer goes off. Me and Rhino go to the spawn room and Nic's there too! In Big letters on the screen it says, the winner of this match is..... BLACK OPS! "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYYAYA" Nic yells "Wait what? I didn't win?" Nic questioned.
 That was another win from the Robloxia Brawlers!

Play CORBO

Chapter 11: Nic's Easy to make place

Man I can't belive we are finally here. I've been bugging NJ for the past 3 games to come to nic's place, and there's a twist. We are fighting each other! Oh and Nic's place is just a regular Brick Battle Starter place. I was on the blue team and Nic and NJ were on the other team. I ran to the side of thier base and blew a hole straight through the wall of the base. I then ran in and went into the tower. The other guys saw me run up the tower and shot the bottom of the tower I was at the top but shooting the bottom of the tower was a great choice. The tower started collapsing in the most realistic way I have ever seen.
" Where's the fridge!" I screamed
"Why?" the other guys yelled back.
"Because I saw Indiana Jones survive a Nuke in a fridge!" I said
"That's the dumbest reason ever" NJ replied to my stupid words of wisdom.
As I fell I convieniently shot a random rocket that killed both NJ and Nic. Yay me! With 2 K.O's I was in the lead! Too bad that didn't last long. The other guys got me back as soon I respawned. I ran into my tower and killed them both but also destroyed my wall and tower. now all i have is a spawn point. Crud. The other guys still had a wall. I decided to take advantage of them being on the other side. I pulled my paintball gun out and drew a smiley face on the wall. Then I blew it up. The guys noticed that. They ran out but I killed Nic with my slingshot before NJ killed me. I respawned and blew the rest of thier wall up.
"Game Over" a huge voice said
"Rhino wins"the voice said.
"BOOOOOOOOYA" I yelled.
Another game pwned by ME

Play Nic's Place

Chapter 10: COR 5 (Call of Robloxia 5)

After our long and relaxing weekend of fails and running randomly, we're back on track. Me Nic and Rhino are in another war game. COR(Call of robloxia) 5. We just had to come here 'cuz it's call of ROBLOXIA, we're the ROBLOXIA brawlers? It was Nic's idea. So anyways, we're being flooded out of our own base because there are 4 enemys that called air strikes on our base.
"WHY DID YOU MAKE US COME HERE NIC!!!????" I Screamed wildly.
"Well to tell the truth I-"
"Dont actually care I was just kidding, hehe"
"Oh uhhh... thats, thats really funny..... huh"
"This has become akward as soon as you open your mouth NJ!"
At the moment i just ran out of the builing and open fire like I couldn't die, oh wait , I couldn't, the enemys weren't there.....
Oh well. I had 10 throwing knives, 5 tomahawks( throwing axes) and one light artillery strike, so naturally, I blow it all off. "WEEEHEHHHEE!" I yell throwing knives as I run in circles. Just then I heard screames as 4 dead bodies fall of buildings with knives in their heads. WOW I thought.
"We should like, go over to the enemy base 'cuz we're like, WINNING and we, uhhhhhh, never mind let's just go"
I suggested akwardly. We ran a cross the broken battle feild that used to be a home for people, but not anymore.

I only have 3 throwing knives and im tired of all this runing aroung mindlessly. after 2 minutes of running through cold misty air and murder, We found the enemy hideout. All 4 enemyms were standing in the building and guarding all the doors and windows.
"GET DOWN!!!" Nic whispers seriously "THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!"
"I'll throw a smoke granade and blind them, while you two throw real grenades."
"Will that work?" Rhino asked.
"No clue, GO!"
I throw in a smoke grenade threw a window, and just as I lets go of it, all 4 of them are right infront of the window, pointing guns at me.
They scream at the sight of the grenades and I scream at the sight of them
"AAAHHHHH"
"AAAHAHAHAHAHAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"
BOOM! I woke up to be found with no right arm and no left leg.
"TEY STOL MAH LEHG AND MAH ERM!!!" I also see one more grenade right next to me. I tremble and shake , then check if the pin was pulled. It wasn't. As I threw it away, I pulled the pin with my thumb by accident. then it bounces back from a wall and lands on my fore head.
"WO MAH GA- AAAHHAHAHAH" After a barage of explotions I wake up in the spawn room. I find Nic and Rhino there.
"Did you guys die?"
"Of course not, what made you think that?" Nic answers sarcasticly
"Oh watevs, the round is almost over, we need 5 more knockouts without all 3 of us dieing to win, ready?
"Yosh dood" Rhino incuraged
"GO!RUNLIKEHECKUNTILWEFINDANYTHINGUSEFUL POWERS ACTIVATE!!!" I say
".............What just happend?" Rhino asks Nic
"No clue".
I'm now running pointlessly with Nic and Rhino pacing carefully behind me.
"SNIPERS!!!!" Rhino yells.
"AAARRGH!" I cry as im shot in the leg.
I pull the pin from a smoke grenade for cover from more snipers. Rhino and Nic pull more smoke grenades to thicken the fog. Then as the smoke clears, All three of us  are gone. Around a series of corners, Nic bandages up my leg.
"I have a plan, a risky, stupid plan."  I suggest as my face lights up.



-5 MINUTES LATER-



Rhino looks at me with greif, "Do I have to?"
"Yup"
"AWWWW"
"Well I can't walk and Nic is the best quick sniper"
"fiiiiiine. I'll do it, but I won't like it, at all."
Rhino then jumps out of the corner and dose the macarana. Then I start beatboxing from around the corner
2 snipers pop their heads out of the windows. Then Nic quickly shoots two of them with two snipers.
"Akimbo snipers. nniiiiiiiiicceeeeee" Rhino says
Then an explotion blows down a wall as well as an enemy.
"I planted C-4 there" Isay to Rhino. Then Nic runs out in the open and pulls Rhino back here.
"We're doing good, 2 left"
Then Nic gets hit with a throwing knife
" NOOO!" Rhino yells. Riley pulls out a gun and shoots the throwing knife guy
Then from behind an enemy comes with a machine gun.He aims at Rhino, but then shoots me, Rhino uses a smoke grenade and then tackles the guy. Then he punches the enemy and stabs him, in the neck. as I respawn, I see Nic cheering. I cheer with him. Rhino throws down his knife and runs in circles


One war game down, so many more to go!

Play COR 5!

Chapter 9: Raphielboy's Super Fun Obby

Now this is a real obby that's fun. We needed a vacation from our vacation when we went inside J.B. Man that guy smells. But now we are at...
Ralphieboy's super fun obby!
As we got in we took note of the swirling walls.
"Woah I'm dizzy" NJ stated
"Who here isn't" I replied
We looked out over the obby, robloxians were falling off platforms and also slipping into walls, which knocked them over.
"Whatevs" I said.
We spun to the first obstacle, it was an easy lava jump. We made it past that with only one of us dying, Nic.
"Sorry, I looked at the wall while in midair" Nic said after getting over.
"Let's go" I said.
Wow this is so easy. The next obstacle is jumping up giant balls. Sorry wrong words there. But you get it. Another easy obstacle.
"OMG!!!" NJ yelled loud enough to make me fall off the edge.
"Owww... my ears" Nic complained.
"shaddup man" I said
Next obstacle, dissappearing stairs. Easy.
Done. Next obstacle, get eaten, easy Nuff'
We walked onto the platform,
"WHEEEEEEEE" All three of us yelled as we went in. At the bottom there was a teleport back up.
"I wanna go back up" I said. Then I walked into the teleporter.
"WHEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE" I yelled the entire time.
As I got down I noticed the next obby was a good one. We had to go between two thin lava blocks. Ow, I touched the block. We ran through to find the best obstacle yet

MARIO KART!

I ran to the blue kart. Nj and Nic took red and green. We zoomed to the end. We were at the last obstacle. a giant slide! I went first and fell out. Nic went and made it. NJ tried but failed, epically. I finally made it after 3 tries and NJ made it too. Awesome.

Another game pwned by the robloxia brawlers.

Try the Obby

Chapter 8 : Halo 3

Ok this is really weird, we just went from low tech world war two weapons to high tech future weapons. Rhino's gone from a sniper to a rocket launcher maniac. NJ has gone from a assult rifle to an.... assult rifle. I use a variaty of weapons any thing I can get my hand on I pwn with. Right now I was hiding behind a rock with a sniper rifle and a needler,  a needler shoots heat seeking needles that blow up. Rhino was pinned down by enemy snipers and NJ was respawning. I jumped out of the way just as a warthog ( jeep with mounted turret) slamed against the rock. A enemy soldier flew threw the air, hit our base and fell apart. "ok weird" I said into my commlink, oh yeah we have comms. "Come and help me!" Rhino shouted back
"Sure" I said running back to the base. I jumped onto a mongoose (atv) and drove toward the enemy base full speed. I jumped out just as the mongoose exploded. "darn snipers"!
I kept running with my needler drawn. " NJ you there?"
"Yeah"
"Ok"
"What do you want?"
"Get a mongoose and pick up Rhino"
"Trouble again?"
"Yeah"
"I'm going to take out the snipers"
"You do that"
I had finally made it to the enemy base. I then traded my needler for a energy sword (one hit kill). I body slamed  a sniper so hard he fell out the window he was sniping from. The other snipers whirled around just as I struck down another guy. Then a sniper pulled out his energy sword and swung at my foot, I jumped, spun around in midair and cut the guys head off. But then when I looked at the other sniper's they all had energy swords too. " My god do you guys generate energy swords?" I said sarcastically. I was outnumbered 10 to 1 " I could use some help now!"
" Hiyah!!" NJ shouted as he and Rhino broke down a wall with a falcon ( helicopter) and gunned down all the enemys
"hop in" Rhino shouted.
I hoped in with the enemy flag.
Another game taken by the robloxian brawlers.

Chapter 7 World war two : Battle for Carentan

Here we are again in the middle of a gunfight, I was hiding in a fridge and who knows were Rhino and NJ went. I  held my M1 Garand close to my chest and also felt my rocket launcher pinned up to my back. I layed my Garand on a shelf. I then jumped out of the fridge and shot the rocket. Rhino was crouching behind a box with a springfield and NJ was on a box causing chaos with his Thompson. I landed hard on my knee and rolled out of the way of a grenade. Me, NJ and Rhino sneak out of the fight to reclaim the four German bases. Rhino went inside a building to snipe any stray German soldiers. I also had my M1 Garand I grabbed it from the fridge just as we were leaving. NJ and I were on our own now. I threw a smoke grenade ,so me and NJ will have cover from enemy snipers.  I  saw movement in a building and threw a grenade. A second later a couple German block legs came flying out the window.  Finally we were at one base I rushed forward just as NJ said "we need to stay together" suddenly I felt a searing pain in my left leg and I tripped and fell. Another Canadian soldier crouched beside me with a medical kit. He bandaged up my leg. " Watch out for snipers " he said. Then at that exact moment he fell apart. "you watch out for snipers" I whispered ducking behind a building. Then NJ was running as fast as he could through the field of sniper rifle bullets. He fell and five bullets hit him in the back. "NJ" I screamed. Somebody tapped me on the back I turned around and saw NJ standing there. Oh yeah I captured the base so NJ respawned I forgot. My class was engineer meaning I had a bazooka, a M1 Garand and a big knife. Also I had grenades, Smoke grenades.
" How are we going to get out of here alive" I asked NJ
"well we could just go and die then respawn somewhere else"
"Nah, I Don't like dying"
So I searched around the building and found a maintenance ladder in the back of the house.
" Come on NJ" I yelled
" we can surprise the snipers" NJ said excitedly
"duh" I answered
So we climbed up the ladder and knifed the snipers in the back .
Then we threw grenades into the other sniper buildings (Not Rhino's building)
and watched the explosions.
We walked down the stairs and met up with the rest of the Canadian soldiers.
Another game captured by the robloxia brawlers.



P.S This is the first chapter when it's in Nic's perspective, but there will be more.

here's a link to World war two : Battle for Carentan

Chapter 6: Rhino,Nic and NJ: Justin Beibers Inside Story

I really thought that a relaxing obby would be nice but it is actually a living ##&*! We went to an obby called, Get eaten by Justin Beiber and Escape The start was fine, it just showed a big mouth and a door. I tried to get through but the door had a keypad!
"NJ!" I yelled
"what!" He replied
"Ummmm.......What's the passcode?"
"1337"
"Thanks"
I ran over to the lock. I pressed 1...3...3...7. the door slid open and there was a badge inside labeled "you cracked the code!"
"C'mon in here guys!"
"Why?" NJ and Nic questioned me.
"There is a badge in here!"
"We're coming"
Before I could blink NJ and Nic Squeezed through the door.
"MineMineMineMine!" They were yelling like hyperventilating chipmunks. I put my arms out to my sides and clotheslined them. DONGGGG!
"What was that for!" NJ said.
"Yeah" Nic agreed
"We haven't even gotten in to the obby and you two are already freaking out."
"Sorry."
"Let's just go."
"K"
We all ran out the door and onto the first spawn point. We had to jump over hot sauce on his tounge. This is gonna be easy. We all got over without problems. Now it was down his neck and into his stomach.
"Look at this acid! It must have been used to kill puppies!"I said
"Beiber's so evil!" NJ said. We sprinted around the acid puddles and got into the small intestine maze.
"This dosen't look TOO hard, much."Nic said
"Yeah right" I said, after ten long minutes of running around in stickey intestines, We found the way out.
What next? A pit of germs?
"Look Rhino, a pit of germs!" Of course. We jump into the germ pit and sprinted like heck. With 15 germ robloxians, we had deadly motivation! After we jump out of the pit at the other side, we spit down onto the germs.
"Hahah! Take that you mutant beiber scum!"I yell
"What's next?" NJ askes
"Oh god." Nic said as if he sa- poo. There is poo RIGHT there..... Beiber poo is worse than real poo.
"Looks like we're in the large intestines.. ew" NJ said
Lines of poo layer the floor, and look steaming hot, better not touch them. We jumped over the poo to find, MORE POO! This time in the shape of checkers.  Nic trips over a half eaten hamburger and screams.
"AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Just then, NJ grabs him by the coller of his block shirt.
"Be more careful, jeez" NJ said, acting all cool (but he's not). After the two horrible poo involved obstacles. we move on.
"AWWWW COME ON!!!!" NJ screamed as he saw more poo.
"Man this guy has a TON of poo" Nic said. A hard poo balence beam curved and twisted across a pit of hot diarea...... "That is by far the scariest freaking thing I've ever seen in my entire life"I said with no emotion whatsoever.
I ran over to the line.OMG that is gonna smell worse than my gym socks.
I took a step onto the poo... eww it's sqishy. I ran like crazy across the beam and man were my shoes dirty.
I went to the poo walls. Those also made me run like heck. I ran side to side around the walls.
"Phew.." I said as soon as I got past.
"That was scary" NJ said
"Yes it was" Nic replied
as they continued the conversation of poo I walked around the corner.
"ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!" I screamed
"What?" Nj and Nic came around the corner.
"M-m-m- MORE POO!"
"Oh poo" NJ said
We were standing at the edge of his butt. We ran around bits of poo and jumped. We landed out of his unmetional area and landed in, a mini skate park? It's just our size!
"Beiber was pooing on a skate park? Oh that's just wrong." NJ said
"Who cares? Down here they're machine guns and pistols, AND skate boards!!!" Nic yelled to the best of his ability
"That was disgusting, but fun, and gross, and I could go on and on but let's just say, BEIBER SUCKS!" I exclaimed
"YEAH!!!" Nic and NJ scream
"Now let's get some bannana pound cake" NJ said.
"uhhhh sure?" Nic replied
"No, let's just go, NJ killed the awesome ending, NJ!!"
"Awwwww." NJ pouted.

THE END, again, until the next chapter, bye,dude, or dudet, whatever.

Here's a link to J.B's insides

Halo 3 Music Video (Roblox )

Chapter 5: Heli-wars Winter Mayhem Part 3 of 3

Me Nic and Rhino jumped into the enemys base and planed to destroy everything and steal the flag. But fate had other plans. As the carnage of the enemy base began, I noticed that our base was being bombarded by a barage of bombs.
     "Look! Our base!" I point out to Nic and Rhino.
     "MOVE!!!" Rhino yells. We sprint over to our base and open fire against the hostile. All to late. Three helicopters fly back to their own base, which one has the flag?
     "Take out all of them!" Nic yells. Gun fire fills the air and explotions carries the snow across the field.
     "ARGHHHHH!" Nic yells "I'M DOWN!"
     "RUN RHINO!" I yell as bombs drop above him.
     "NOOOOO!!!" I yell before the impact. diving towards Rhino.  BOOOOOMMMM! I whited out from the vibration in the ground.....

I woke up to the smoke of three helicopters and the flag! I crawled over to grab it. Just as I thought I got it, an enemy soldier pointed a pistol at my head.
     "Game over You lose" He said jerkily. In the just of time, Rhino apeared behind the foe with a pistol.
     "No, You lose" he said as he pulled the trigger. "C'mon NJ, let's go" he said as he helped me up.
     "Thanks man." I pick up our flag and run back to our base.
     "Rhino, you get the enemy flag, I'll return ours."
     "K.... are you sure your alright?"
     "I'll manage, just go" Rhino ran off towards the enemy base. Nic was alredy bombing the enemy base. Nic stopped his fire as Rhino went in. I saw Rhino running back.

Just as i return our flag, Nic's helicopter explodes, And three more helicopters fire at Rhino, Rhino drops the flag and the helicopters drop down to grab it,
     "Rhino! Nic! INTERCEPT THEOSE HELICOPTERS!"
     "Moving in" Rhino said. It was three helicopters againts three helicopters. The rockets came shortly after, And I count three helicopters, no FOUR helicopters all Crashing down, Rhino and Nic jump out just before the impact. Then the same enamy that almost killed me with a pistol, was Flying right towards me!
     " AAHHHHHHHHHH!" I yell before I kamikaze (kill for death). Just then, Nic shoots the enemy right before impact, I jump out of the helicopter and parachute to the ground. I grab the flag and run for it, Nic and Rhino following from behind. And I slammed The Flag into the Flag holder thingie and yelled,
     "BANNNNZZAIIII!"
     "bonzai?" Nic asked. "really?"
Well thats another roblox game won, and only so many more, NJ is out PEACE!

Roblox skydiving

Roblox New Theme Song

Chapter 5: Heli-Wars Winter Mayhem Part 2 of 3

Me and Rhino are driving towards the enemy base in a suprisingly warm SAM tank. A SAM tank is basicly a tank with a rocket attached to the top, but something felt wrong..... I heard sizzleing as I drove the tank across the feild
     "You hear something?" Rhino asks.
     "Actually, I do. it sounds like..." I look through the equipment in the tank,
     "A BOMB!!!!! GET OUT!" I shove Rhino out and leap out with him. BOOOOMMMM!

Scrapes and cuts are all over Rhino. maybe I shouldn't have landed on him... naaahhh. He gets up and grabs an AK-47 and I pick up a pistol
     "Thanks for the save by the way, though you probably could've been gentler." he said madly.
     "Heh Heh, Not a chance." We exchange sarcastic looks and mave on. Nic comes shortly after in a transport helicopter, boy am I glad to see on of those!
     "Frost bite's better Nic?"
     "Oh yeah, ready? Hop in!" Me and Rhino get in the helicopter and we're off!

Nic pilots us through some unpleasent gun fire and he manages to land behind the base.
     "MOVE OUT!" Nic yelles.
     "Destroy their tower Nic, Rhino, cover me, I'll get the flag"
     "Roger" Nic answered
     "A OK!" Rhino siad increadibly loud
     "Ready? Then let's begin!" I order

To be continued...